| Queen mary lee's Court - Positions |
| Administrator of potions from alchemists of dubious reknown. |
| Admiral of Oriole Park |
| Advisor on Arcania |
| Alien in Residence |
| Ambassador to the Southland |
| Ambassadorminatrix Buttercup of da Burgh |
| Artesian, Knight Champion |
| Articulator of the Ancestries |
| Artiste |
| Astral Wave and Channel Master |
| Barren of Buttons |
| Being terribly cute in the service of others |
| Biermeister |
| Bi-Flirtual Court Trollop |
| Blue Tick Hound of the Queen |
| Body guard to Her Royal Majesty |
| Bringer of the Queen's Bacon |
| Brother |
| Bush Master |
| Butcheress of Plant Ovaries |
| Chancellor of the Exchequer |
| Charioteer of the Queen |
| Chaser of bubbles and other shiny things |
| Chatelaine |
| Co demi-god of all soft, wet & hard but not shared ware |
| Comestible Archeologist |
| Commander of Our Chicago Class submarines |
| Composer Synthesist |
| Confidant of the Privy Chamber |
| Countess of Kebabs |
| Court Buzzer |
| Court Coroner |
| Court Facilitator |
| Court Gister |
| Court Minimalist |
| Court Pervert - Thinker of Naughty Thoughts & Double Entendres Extraordinaire |
| Court Poet Laureate |
| Court Scholar |
| Court Spy and Collector of Intelligence, Chief of his clan |
| Court Vixen |
| Court's Counselor and by My leave to the Realm |
| Curmdugeon |
| Cynosure |
| Deconstructionist |
| Defender of the Green Lands |
| Defender of the Laws of Gravity |
| Deliverer of low blows |
| Dishpan Handmaiden |
| Dohlmann of Baltimore |
| Driver for her Majesty on her dreaded deeds, yet not driving her crazy! |
| Duchess of Earl |
| Duchess of Squee |
| Duke of Earl |
| Duke of Squee |
| Duke of URL and Free Roaming Vapor |
| Earl of Tongue |
| Eldin, Knight Champion |
| Embracer of the Power of the 9 |
| Envoy to the land of the Fey |
| Equine Performance Prognisticator |
| Executioner |
| Facilitator of Explosions |
| Familiar |
| Filmographer |
| Firestarter |
| Flamemeister |
| Food taster for Her Majesty |
| Footman to the Queen |
| Founder of the Royal Order of the MFRB |
| French Friar - Food Taster for Her Majesty |
| Friend of Orson |
| Friends of LughC |
| Goddess Husband in memorium |
| Governor of South Carolina |
| Grackle of Weltschmerz |
| Grillmeister |
| Grimalkin of Cheshire |
| Groupie of Orson |
| Guardian of Airplanes |
| Hanameffendi of Hafla |
| Harvester |
| Head of the Queen's Secret Service |
| Her Majesty's Cunning Linguist |
| Her Majesty's Souper Assistant to the Victualer |
| Herald |
| Herbist |
| Jester |
| Keeper and Teacher of the Kama Sutra |
| Keeper of Curiosity |
| Keeper of hyphens and semicolons |
| Keeper of the Aurora Borealis |
| Keeper of the Beat |
| Keeper of the chafing dish |
| Keeper of the Golden Ladle |
| Keeper of the Royal Sceptre |
| Knight Champion |
| Kuchenchef Kasekuchen |
| Lady Madonna: Keeper of the Queen's Children |
| Lady of the Legume |
| Leaders of the Queen's Expeditions to Higher Places |
| Librarian |
| Light Loafers |
| Linear hyperbolist |
| Lord High Leatherman |
| Lord of the Light Fantastic |
| Lord Protector of the Biorealm |
| Lord Protector of the Queens English |
| Loser of her chair every time she gets up |
| M in training, Keeper of the Sun |
| Maker of belts and other binding accoutrements |
| Margrave of Cheviot |
| Marquis de Sparquid - keeper of the salacious shorts |
| Masculine Mistress of Mayhem |
| Master at Arms |
| Master Engineer of the Queen's Fleet |
| Master of Ceremonies |
| Master of Confusion |
| Master of Many Putative Skills |
| Master of Music Trivia |
| Master of Protocol |
| Master of Senilitease |
| Master of sick & twisted balloons |
| Master of Tools |
| Materialized Marsupial of the Queens True Greed © |
| Member: Loyal Order of First Mates |
| Member: Loyal Order of Married by the Queen (LOOMBTQ) |
| Member: Order of Chiron |
| Member: The Queen's Adjutant General Corps |
| Member: The Royal Order of the Golden Soul |
| Minister of all Royal Railroad Business |
| Minister of Clandestine Operations overlooking the Agencies of Botanical Crimsonation, Strategic Wicket |
| Deployment and Missions That Are Faily Difficult |
| Minister of Defense and QOSHA |
| Minister of Licker |
| Minister of Semantic Pedantics and Artistic Linguistics |
| Minister of Tarsal Delight |
| Minister of the Underground Economy |
| Minister of Transportation |
| Ministress of Licker |
| Minstral |
| Minstral of Theme Songs |
| Mistress of Midnight Pleasures |
| Mistress of sharp, pointy objects (knitting needles, fencing swords, chop sticks, glares, etc.) |
| Mistress of Slice and Dice |
| Mistress of the Benches |
| Mistress of the Stelliform Throwing Daggers |
| Mistress of Toys |
| Night Watchman |
| Nocturnalist |
| Non-Botanical |
| Observer |
| Oceloteer |
| Official Applier of Unknown Botanical Extracts and Lotions |
| Official Listener of jokes at the Hearts Table |
| Opera Critic (he is most critical of it!) |
| Order of Ancients |
| Our Lady of the Hands |
| Oyffficial Keeper of the Pork Barrel |
| Paronomasiac |
| Party Whip |
| Performer of small (and obvious) card tricks |
| Preceptor of Eurhythmia |
| Predictress of Unnatural Disasters |
| Principle of True Greed© |
| Private Instructor of dance to the Queen |
| Procurer of things edible, sparkly or twisted. |
| Prolific Producer of Princesses and Pages (P4) |
| Prolocutor of Pfun |
| Provider of Calm to the Queen's Realm |
| Provider of Expert tutelage to the squires of Our Court |
| Puck(er) Mistress of Lip Quiver |
| "Pun"isher. But always in the best of "waste" |
| Purveyor of Mossy Zinc and other catalytic agents |
| Purveyor of Spirits to the Queen |
| Purveyor of the Double Run |
| Quince Sherbet of Badstory |
| Rainflower |
| Regent of Richton Park |
| Regentress of Richton Park |
| Reiki Giver to the Court |
| Road Tripper |
| Rock Star |
| Rockin' Court Geologist |
| Rocky Master |
| Rogue Poet |
| Royal Barge |
| Royal Cobbler |
| Royal Dragon Master |
| Royal Engineer, Praefectus Machinalis, SVP |
| Royal Haberdasher (give head, will hat) |
| Royal Mascot |
| Royal Mortician |
| Royal Pain in the Arse |
| Royal Pool Lifeguard |
| Royal Punslinger |
| Royal Recycler, Saver of the Planet |
| Sampler of the Bibables |
| Schlepper of the Queen's Goods |
| Scrabble Master |
| Seanachie |
| Sedan of the Queen |
| Senior Juvenile |
| Sensei of the Sumo Raspberry |
| Serving at the Queen's whim |
| Shocked Photographer |
| Silver and Gold Smyth |
| Soulreader |
| Squire of Gas |
| Standardizer of Deviants |
| Stealth Bunny to the Queen |
| Sylvan Knight Errant |
| Tamer of Animals |
| Tamer of Naps, ... posing as an exotic pillow |
| Tamer of Naps, … of the Court by |
| Tamer of Naps, defending the Comfort… |
| Tamer of Unicorns |
| Tapestryst |
| Tart of Hearts |
| Teller of lies for fun and profit |
| Temptress of the Wind |
| The Bad Red Elephant, Chariot of the Queen |
| The Bad; Brother |
| The Chain Male |
| The Court's Proofreader |
| The Everlaughing Guardian of humor at the Table de Hearts, experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of hearts |
| The Official listener of jokes at the hearts table |
| The Queen's Cheebalier |
| The Queen's Dancin' Fool |
| The Queen's Dresser |
| The Queen's Grillfriend |
| The Queen's Manager of Hazardous Waist |
| The Queen's on-call boy whenever she needs a dance partner not to be confused with a Steve Partner |
| The Queen's own Masseuse |
| The Queen's Own Verderer |
| The Queen's Schlepper |
| The Queen's Ween |
| Thief of Light |
| Tonsorialist |
| Too deviant to be standardized |
| Troubadour |
| Tutor of maidens in the Way of the Dragon |
| Valent of Vaulted Vinyl |
| Varagon of Verse |
| Victualer - provider of comestibles and bibables to Her Majesty and Her guests |
| Watcher of the lands across the river |
| Web spinner of the Queen |
| Whetter of Battle Axes and Sgian Dubhs |
| Wicket Which of the Rest - Gatekeeper of the Queen's Croquet |
| Witcher of Lasagna |
| Woodwright |
| Word Smythe, D.O.D.T |